A wise teacher once told me...

"Technology makes us fat and makes us feel like we can go eat some pizza plants." -Mr. Sanders



"WOW! I'm radiating green beans!"  -Mrs. Lyman

"Boys. Are. Shallow."  -Mr. Draper (preacher voice)
"You can Multiply! and Divide!"  -Revvie

"Creativity scares me.."   -Mr. Hansen

"Don't worry, I know you're legit."  -Mr. Sanders

"So there's a feather in your cap!"  -Mr. Henrie

"No child left behind.  No Angelas left behind. Oh wait! She's long gone..."  -Mr. Draper

"General Lee lost all his swagger."  -Mr. Sanders

"Hey guys! They now make Bisquik without gluten in it!" -Mrs. Lyman (the class rejoiced)

"If Branson likes it, Obama likes it.  If Branson wants a train, Obama gives him a train."  -Mr. Draper

"He says that we are all going to be driving electric cars in 30 years.  WHERE does he get these ideas??? I don't know, I don't want to know.  So when you all are out drivin your 'smart cars' and run out of battery, I will be DRIVING MY HUMMER ACROSS THE WHITE HOUSE LAWN!!!"  -Mr. Draper

I guess teachers are good for one thing...

to give great quotes!