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Sunday, March 6, 2011
Saturday, March 5, 2011
A wise teacher once told me...
"Technology makes us fat and makes us feel like we can go eat some pizza plants." -Mr. Sanders
"WOW! I'm radiating green beans!" -Mrs. Lyman
"Boys. Are. Shallow." -Mr. Draper (preacher voice)
"You can Multiply! and Divide!" -Revvie
"You can Multiply! and Divide!" -Revvie
"Creativity scares me.." -Mr. Hansen
"Don't worry, I know you're legit." -Mr. Sanders
"So there's a feather in your cap!" -Mr. Henrie
"No child left behind. No Angelas left behind. Oh wait! She's long gone..." -Mr. Draper
"General Lee lost all his swagger." -Mr. Sanders
"Hey guys! They now make Bisquik without gluten in it!" -Mrs. Lyman (the class rejoiced)
"If Branson likes it, Obama likes it. If Branson wants a train, Obama gives him a train." -Mr. Draper
"He says that we are all going to be driving electric cars in 30 years. WHERE does he get these ideas??? I don't know, I don't want to know. So when you all are out drivin your 'smart cars' and run out of battery, I will be DRIVING MY HUMMER ACROSS THE WHITE HOUSE LAWN!!!" -Mr. Draper
St Bernards and tooth aches...
My dear public blog maniacks, we hope you yearn for more once we are through with you... Now this here fancy gadget came to us at a time in life where we were stumbling upon which snail species was the most trustworthy, so please bear with us if we get a tad emotional. Now here is some pretty ear biteing news, Elmo is a saint... bernard played by a player down in Tennessee. And apparently, you know those rolls we get at school? They are made from Elmo's teeth. They give us no jam to eat them with and it hurts when you get a whole toothe in one bite it just is sad :'(!!!!
"Where did my teeth go?"
-Elmo
Bread, full of teeth
So this is a shoutout to all those people out there that have nosebleeds and see tunnels of butterflies in their dreams. DO NOT EAT ELMO'S TEETH. cause they are dog teeth
and will kill you
RIP Revvie Fowles
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