What type of cabinet are you?

1.  If you were to have a cow, where would you be?

• At Dennys
• Hiding in the shadows
• At the Earnesto Brigade
• I wouldn't have a cow because cows have me
• At the hospital

2.  Why do you think the cheese rolled away?

• the cow was chasing it
• to join the pepperjack prancers
• because it didn't want to run
• it didn't, you're eating it
• it eloped to Swiss-erland

3.  What you most likely do if you were a llama?

• I would try to balance on my nose, so my mom could say, "Hey look a llama balancing on its nose!"
• Spray myself with soy sauce
• Ew! I'm allergic to llamas
• Nibble on celery slices
• Pray to the forefathers

4.  What happens every Thursday at 4:30?

• I laugh hysterically while pouring salt on a snail
• shave my dog's mustache
• throw elephants at siblings
• play barbies
• practice my opera singing

5.  Where do you see yourself in 60 years?

• I sure won't have this extra toe anymore
• Deader than a doornail
• You will address me by 'sire'
• I will have brought to pass much righteousness
• smellin like a fig newton

6.  You are suddenly face to face with Nephi.  He asks for that thing that's in your hand.  what is it?

• stroodel
• a picture of Abraham Lincoln
• Mr. Toad
• a pickled egg
• Leahona

7.  If you had a song to sing what would it involve?

• "Oh dem sparkly rhinos"
• Sadly, a yodeling man
• great gobs of juice
• Chinese technology
• darkness

8.  Hey! What is that on your forehead?

• A scar from running into a doorknob
• ice cream
• piercing
• India jewel
• slobber. . . (how did that get there)

Congratulations! You are done with the quiz.  now if you answered mostly bumblebees, you are most like natural maple cabinet.

If you answered mostly veloca rapters, you are most like a red cabinet.

If you answered mostly guitars, you are most like this mysterious cabinet. 

If you answered mostly the unanswerable, you are most like this ugly cabinet.

And finally, if you answered mostly geese, you are most like this boring cabinet.

look at all these bald guys

Oh wait, that's a girl

A wise teacher once told me...

"Technology makes us fat and makes us feel like we can go eat some pizza plants." -Mr. Sanders



"WOW! I'm radiating green beans!"  -Mrs. Lyman

"Boys. Are. Shallow."  -Mr. Draper (preacher voice)
"You can Multiply! and Divide!"  -Revvie

"Creativity scares me.."   -Mr. Hansen

"Don't worry, I know you're legit."  -Mr. Sanders

"So there's a feather in your cap!"  -Mr. Henrie

"No child left behind.  No Angelas left behind. Oh wait! She's long gone..."  -Mr. Draper

"General Lee lost all his swagger."  -Mr. Sanders

"Hey guys! They now make Bisquik without gluten in it!" -Mrs. Lyman (the class rejoiced)

"If Branson likes it, Obama likes it.  If Branson wants a train, Obama gives him a train."  -Mr. Draper

"He says that we are all going to be driving electric cars in 30 years.  WHERE does he get these ideas??? I don't know, I don't want to know.  So when you all are out drivin your 'smart cars' and run out of battery, I will be DRIVING MY HUMMER ACROSS THE WHITE HOUSE LAWN!!!"  -Mr. Draper

St Bernards and tooth aches...

My dear public blog maniacks, we hope you yearn for more once we are through with you... Now this here fancy gadget came to us at a time in life where we were stumbling upon which snail species was the most trustworthy, so please bear with us if we get a tad emotional. Now here is some pretty ear biteing news, Elmo is a saint... bernard played by a player down in Tennessee.  And apparently, you know those rolls we get at school?  They are made from Elmo's teeth. They give us no jam to eat them with and it hurts when you get a whole toothe in one bite    it just is sad :'(!!!!

"Where did my teeth go?"

                          -Elmo

                                                              

Bread, full of teeth

So this is a shoutout to all those people out there that have nosebleeds and see tunnels of butterflies in their dreams.  DO NOT EAT ELMO'S TEETH. cause they are dog teeth

and will kill you

RIP Revvie Fowles