Wednesday, July 6, 2011

What type of cabinet are you?




1.  If you were to have a cow, where would you be?
  • At Dennys
  • Hiding in the shadows
  • At the Earnesto Brigade
  • I wouldn't have a cow because cows have me
  • At the hospital
2.  Why do you think the cheese rolled away?
  • the cow was chasing it
  • to join the pepperjack prancers
  • because it didn't want to run
  • it didn't, you're eating it
  • it eloped to Swiss-erland
3.  What you most likely do if you were a llama?
  • I would try to balance on my nose, so my mom could say, "Hey look a llama balancing on its nose!"
  • Spray myself with soy sauce
  • Ew! I'm allergic to llamas
  • Nibble on celery slices
  • Pray to the forefathers
4.  What happens every Thursday at 4:30?
  • I laugh hysterically while pouring salt on a snail
  • shave my dog's mustache
  • throw elephants at siblings
  • play barbies
  • practice my opera singing
5.  Where do you see yourself in 60 years?
  • I sure won't have this extra toe anymore
  • Deader than a doornail
  • You will address me by 'sire'
  • I will have brought to pass much righteousness
  • smellin like a fig newton
6.  You are suddenly face to face with Nephi.  He asks for that thing that's in your hand.  what is it?
  • stroodel
  • a picture of Abraham Lincoln
  • Mr. Toad
  • a pickled egg
  • Leahona
7.  If you had a song to sing what would it involve?
  • "Oh dem sparkly rhinos"
  • Sadly, a yodeling man
  • great gobs of juice
  • Chinese technology
  • darkness
8.  Hey! What is that on your forehead?
  • A scar from running into a doorknob
  • ice cream
  • piercing
  • India jewel
  • slobber. . . (how did that get there)
Congratulations! You are done with the quiz.  now if you answered mostly bumblebees, you are most like natural maple cabinet.
If you answered mostly veloca rapters, you are most like a red cabinet.
If you answered mostly guitars, you are most like this mysterious cabinet. 
If you answered mostly the unanswerable, you are most like this ugly cabinet.
And finally, if you answered mostly geese, you are most like this boring cabinet.